Chubtoad Hop

I'm MC-P as you all know.
I get on the mic and I start to flow
And when I start flow, you start to go
and if ya start to go I'ma smack a hoe

Chub...Toad...Hop
Do the Chub Toad Hop!
Do the Chub Toad Hop!

Ya stick your penis out and ya hop to the left.
Ya stick your penis out and ya hop to the right.
Ya stick your penis out and ya hop forward.
If you start hoppin' now you can hop all night.

Chub...Toad...Hop
Do the Chub Toad Hop!
Do the Chub Toad Hop!

This song started out as a joke,
but the more you hop, your feet will smoke.
It's not as fun for you as it is for us,
but it's even better when ya smoke cannibus.

Chub...Toad...Hop
Do the Chub Toad Hop!
Do the Chub Toad Hop!

We hope you like to hop, cuz we like it too.
It's just a funny dance for the punks to do.
So if you're ever feelin' bored and ya need a hop.
Just give us a call 40 bucks a pop.

Chub...Toad...Hop
Do the Chub Toad Hop!
Do the Chub Toad Hop!

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