We Sank the Jolly Roger!

Let me tell a tale of a pirate ship.
The name was Jolly Roger,
and all abord we're dips.
Not caring for the crew,
we wanted them all dead.
We spotted them off starboard,
and this is what we said !!!

Load the cannons!
Garb you weapons!
We need all hands on deck!
We'll leave the Jolly Roger (skull and crossbones)
Just a sunken wreck!

First came Dave,
and he though that he could fight.
We shoved him in the cannon,
and he went for a flight.

Then came Matt and Ian,
The players of the brass.
Needless to say,
We really kicked they're ass!

Load the cannons!
Garb you weapons!
We need all hands on deck!
We'll leave the Jolly Roger (skull and crossbones)
Just a sunken wreck!

Next in line
was guitar player Ryan
and needless to say
he was really cryin'.

The Tim tried to fight us.
He hit me with his bass,
but i just took my sword,
and stabbed him in the face!

Load the cannons!
Garb you weapons!
We need all hands on deck!
We'll leave the Jolly Roger (skull and crossbones)
Just a sunken wreck!

Last there was Greg-Beard,
The Captain of the ship.
I found a pair of pliers,
and grabbed him by the tit.

I found a roll of duct tape,
we tapped him to the mast.
We took there treasure,
sank they're ship,
and it went down real fast!

Load the cannons!
Garb you weapons!
We need all hands on deck!
We'll leave the Jolly Roger (skull and crossbones)
Just a sunken wreck!

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