Penis Song

When your dirty, take a shower.
Masturbate, for an hour.
The you shave, your pubic hair.
Just don't shave...your penis

OW!
MY PENIS!
IT'S SEVERED!
AND BLEEDING!

I told you once, I won't tell you again.
You can shave your pubic hair.
Just don't shave your penis.
Try not to shave your penis.
It hurts to shave your penis.

Now it's over, I'm out the bath.
My aching penis, has met it's shaven wrath.
I just shaved my pubic hair,
But I also shaved...my penis.

OW!
MY PENIS!
IT'S SEVERED!
AND BLEEDING!

(Penis Chant)

I told you once, I won't tell you again.
You can shave your pubic hair.
Just don't shave your penis.
Try not to shave your penis.
It hurts to shave your penis.

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