Chubtoad Hop (The Lost Verses)
Im M.C. P as you can see
and Im back on the track to make ya dizzy
cause over time i wrote some raps
and did them live and got some laughs
so i lay a beat and put 'em on disc
and i know you paid five bucks for this
I flow and I flow, there ain't no stoppin'
Im just here to say that we Still Hoppin'!
I work at Subway as you can see
I'm Sandwich Artist M.C. P
I'll make you a Club in 10 seconds flat
and everythings heathly so you wont get fat
we've got soft cookies and apple pie
yummy yummy good oh me oh my
the bread is soft, not hard to chew
and subway never ever tastes like poo
Every year on Halloween I trick or treat
I get old candy that tastes like feet
I can't afford a costume so i wear a sheet
but punks think I'm a Nazi so my ass gets beat
I've loved Halloween since I was born
there are many costumes I have worn
while stealin' kids' Snickers and candy corn
but it would be much better if I got porn
It's Christmas Time once again
and i just can't wait for the day to begin
'cause i get my gifts and toys and stuff
so keep it comin', can't get enough
I'm a greedy little bastard who doesnt care
and I'll be pissed if you gimmie underware
so you better show up with a gift for me
or I'm gonna pee on you christmas tree
I rap like a present and cook like a steak
but you my friend are fruit like a cake
i dont like rudolph i dont like vixin
but I'll fill my plate with that Christmas fixin'
Christmas morning is here
I wanna get some presents and get some beer
but all I'm gettin' is really bummed
'cause I was bad and Santa didn't come